peek-a-boo

Get to his parent's house, take off my shoes and...

I turned the same red as my air conditioning sock.

rest of day -

work - a coworker left for her 3 month sabbatical, which leaves me in charge of her projects. smart chika... leaving right before 4 of the biggest trainings of the year. i get 2 assistants - which means i can send one to get me lunch and the other to get me dessert. looks like i'll be needing a lot of chocolate. i am incredibly stressed...

football - tonight was the last practice before our first game - this SATURDAY! it's been hard to watch from the sidelines and not be on the field. hopefully 2 more weeks and my injuries will heal enough to get back in. i rarely cry but if i miss this entire season, i'll be bawlin. to make myself feel better, when i got home after practice, i put on my gear and strutted around flexing. no, you shut up.

Ode to Bruce Leroy - I miss you

goodbye Bruce Leroy... (haiku eulogy)

what up bruce leroy
yo dawg, i'm talkin to you
oh snap, are you dead?

you are dead aren't ya
why come you don't swim no mo
why come your eyes swoll

what do i do now
garbage? stirfry? no thats wrong
guess its the toilet

i just flushed you down
it looked like you were swimmin
oh snap, are you dead?

you are really dead
wish we coulda had more time
you were a good pet

i flushed and said prayers
and sang a little tupak
then i flushed again

i gotta pee bad
but i can't escape this thought
will you float back up?

10 more practices left...