ephemeraleternal

When it occurred to me that the animals are swimming around in the water in the oceans in our bodies and another had been found another ocean on the planet given that our blood is just like the atlantic and how.. the universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go straight long enough you’ll end up where you were

Sunday, November 21, 2004

aloha

Tinko's been making me watching LOST and since I haven't watched TV much, I'm surprised at how much narrative design has progressed in shows

I'll be on an 8hr flight tomorrow headed to Hawaii. I'll be flying.... in a plane.... to a tropical island.... where they film the show.... about people that flew.... on a plane.... which crashed.... on a tropical island....

So... incase I don't come back.................................... can someone please tape the show for me?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Mai! Mai!

I managed to get flights and hotels booked for Hawaii. We'll be in Oahu for a couple days then off to the Big Island to hang with Rubicon Zen & his posse then back to Oahu. I get to play DJ for a bit so link up to AlohaOutpostGrooves while I spin.

Planned activities:
- Get a sickass tan
- Warriors game - gotta see Asian QB - Timmy Chang
- Play hot lava on Mt. Pele
- Try to catch the triple crown if the timings right
- Thanksgiving w/Rubicon's family - mmm... sweet potato pie
- Matsumotos shaved ice
- Become the beach bum I was meant to be

Friday, November 12, 2004

Did you?

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month .. which we know today as the honeymoon.

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

nomnom

Today is my bday
birthday cake
happy birthday to me.
happy birthday to me.
happy birthday to me.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Wha happon?

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