ode to epsoms salt

Ouch.
Ouch.
...ouch.

soaking in the tub
epsoms salt rub
i laid staring at the ceiling
trying to lose all feeling
hours passed and the water got cold
i drained half way and replaced the old
chess playing penguins came and threw me down
yes, i feel asleep and almost drowned
oh epsoms salt, how long has it been
i look 80 years old with this wrinkled skin
time to get out
time to get out...