I hope I don't get egged next year

Knock knock.
I answer the door.
"trick or treat" - a kid dressed like a fat bee holds out a bag. I didn't buy any candy this year- my neighbors told me since we were so close to downtown, no kids came around.
"What are you a bee?" I asked the chubby boy trying to buy time to think of a treat.
"No, I'm Charlie Brown." he replied back
"Yeah... Neat kid. Okay so yah want a treat eh? Well, you're in luck because..." I popped over to the cupboard and grabbed a bag.
"..because these are da bomb!" I stuffed a bag of SHRIMP CRACKERS into his sack.

I quickly closed the door on his sad confused face. Happy halloween Chuck.