Ass Full of Grass
Last night's practice... aka My First HIT.
We were running routes. I turned around to see who was coming after me and yelped as I saw I had mistakenly been paired up with the biggest linebacker on our team.
Yes, I got laid out. Grass stains from my helmet to my cleats. My pants actually slid down - I got grass stains on my ass. Lucky for me, green doesnt show up since my ass is already blue.
We were running routes. I turned around to see who was coming after me and yelped as I saw I had mistakenly been paired up with the biggest linebacker on our team.
BBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!Her: Chugga chugga chugga...
Me: oh shit oh shit oh shit
Her: Chugga chugga chugga..
Me: You..you look pretty tonight
Her: CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA..
Me: ..dear father who art in heaven..
Her: CHOO CHOOO!!!!!
Me: Noooo nooooooo!!!
Yes, I got laid out. Grass stains from my helmet to my cleats. My pants actually slid down - I got grass stains on my ass. Lucky for me, green doesnt show up since my ass is already blue.
posted by Aria and Cocoa @ 11:46 PM
2 Comments:
At 12:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
Move... move out da way... move... move out da way!
- Dan Y. aka Luda
At 5:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
Be careful out there Lex!!
p.s. Wherez the photo? ^_^
YJ
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